Conversation with a Nigerian scammer who hacked a friend’s account

The scammer, here known as FakeRose, wanted me to send $1000 to a London branch of Western Union because she said she was robbed at gunpoint. Here’s part of the chatlog….

FakeRose: hmmmm

Matthew: ok bron is here

FakeRose: ok
go now

Matthew: I haven’t seen her in ages
you’ll be glad to know she still has that damn fine ass

FakeRose: Can you go now?

Matthew: She’s getting my wheel chair ready
what a kind woman

FakeRose: ok

Matthew: and really, she’s got some child-bearing hips that can’t be beat
what do you think about bron?
honestly?

FakeRose: okay
Can you leave for the western union now?

Matthew: she’s okay?
I think she’s great
bron is wonderful
well what do you think of bron?

FakeRose: she is okay

Matthew: is that all?

FakeRose: aren’t going to the western union again?

Matthew: well I’m a bit worried that you just think that bron is okay
I thought you two were best of friends
what went wrong in your friendship?

FakeRose: Nothing

Matthew: then why do you think she’s okay?

FakeRose: Leave for the WU now

Matthew: I want to talk about you and Bron
you clearly have some issues
did Bron say something rude?

FakeRose: am freaked out here
not this day

Matthew: no. we must discuss this now

FakeRose: can you leave for the WU?

Matthew: we need to talk about you and bron first
what went wrong?
Are you ok?
ROSEANNA SKELETOR MCCOLL ARE YOU THERE?
(cruel parents to give you that middle name)

FakeRose: am here
am freaked out

Matthew: me too
what do you think of Bron though?

FakeRose: she is caring and kind
am getting frustrated here

Matthew: I agree. She is caring and kind.
thank for you saying that

and she has a slammin’ booty

[FakeRose has defriended you]

2 Responses to “Conversation with a Nigerian scammer who hacked a friend’s account”

  1. Brij Says:

    Here (s)he is scamming me after some story about being mugged at gunpoint.

    FakeRose: wondering if you could loan me some few $$ to sort out the hotel bills and also take a cab to the airport?
    I will definitely refund it back tomorrow

    (Big pause while I verified the legitimacy of the story with Matt.)

    FakeRose: you there?

    Me: your face is

    [FakeRose has defriended you]

  2. Con Says:

    brilliant

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